I hope you’re all doing great! My day can’t be better, it’s Friday and that’s an awesome reason to be happy! Also I ain’t have class until wednesday so that makes me even happier! 😄😄😄
So few days ago I went to the dentist and that gave a wonderful idea for today’s post! And let’s be real, even even if your teeth are healthy, the dentist appointment can be pretty scary. 😱 And what better occasion to talk about scary things than Halloween season? So get ready to crap your pants people!! 💩💩 #HappyCraps
Ok no. I’m just gonna make my point on why going to the dentist can be a scary time. 😈 So get ready to relate! Or not, idk.
WHY THE DENTIST IS SCARY:
BECAUSE THEY ASK YOU YOUR ENTIRE LIFE:
Q: So, do you brush your teeth? A: Yes.
Q: And how often? A: Every morning, when I come home from school and every night.
Q: And for how long? A: About minute and half, two minutes..
Q: And that <<minute and half>> means just half, right? A: Umm.. no, it means minute and half.
Q: Mmmm.. Really? A: Well, I mean, I don’t count how much time I take to brush my teeth, haha. 😅
Q: OK.. So, do you eat candy? A: Not really. I don’t really like candy, honestly.
Q: Oh really? You don’t like candy? 🤔 And, how often is <<not really>>? A: I don’t know, barely ever; when I hang out with my friends and shtuff.. *I didn’t say shtuff, I would’ve died of embarrassment*
Q: And when do you hang out with you friends? A: Barely ever.. I summer, once or twice.. But not really.
Like what? You’re not supposed to be here to interrogate me like I’m a thug, or are you? Like, what do you care what I do with my life? Also, why are you so <<exigent>> if I can call it that, if I can see that you have black tartar in your teeth? Or are those cavities? Honestly, it
pisses me off annoys me so much!! Leave me alone, you freakin’ psycho!
Also, I really don’t eat candy! Or chocolate! Do I like candy? I prefer chocolate, candy isn’t my favorite. Why do you think every kid likes candy? I’ve never liked candy! I go to the dentist every year, you should know that! Now, I LOVE chocolate, I just haven’t eaten much lately cause I’m a sedentary person who stays at home all day and doesn’t do exercise. If I ate chocolate as much as I’d like to, I would probably have to go to school in a crane.
THEY MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY NO MATTER WHAT:
Honestly, why does the dentist have to ask you so many questions.. and not believe your answers? Gawd, I know there’re kids that lie to you and say they NEVER eat chocolate and they brush their teeth like it’s their job when everybody knows that’s not true. But why would you not believe me? I have healthy teeth, I ain’t have bad breath smell, I got no cavities… why would you make me feel like I don’t brush my teeth?
THEY TALK TO YOU LIKE YOU’RE HUMAN WASTE:
They talk to you like they’re your school’s principal and you’re at their office getting ready to die!! Well, that’s not my principal’s case cause he’s cool 😎 but I know most are really creepy.
THEY TELL EVERYONE TO USE BRACES, EVEN IF HALF OF THE POPULATION NEEDS’EM:
My teeth aren’t perfect. Some are kinda crooked, I admit. But I don’t think I need braces.
Ok this is similar to wearing glasses. 🤓🤓 Some people refuse to wear braces cause they think they make’em look ugly. Do I care? No. I wear glasses, I don’t think they make me look either prettier or uglier. I would have no problem to wear braces if I really needed to. But the thing is that I don’t.
You know what? Half of my friends wear braces, and half of that half don’t even need them!
Also, wearing glasses doesn’t have an aesthetic purpose, glasses help you see better. Whereas braces DO have an aesthetic purpose. Wearing braces doesn’t help your teeth grind food better or worse. They do the same work!
THAT LIGHT THEY PUT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE TO LOOK AT YOUR TEETH:
Like man, does that
effing light really do its work? Because if doesn’t, you’re making me blind pointlessly! That light makes me freaking nervous! If I don’t close my eyes, I get anxiety! Where shall I look at that doesn’t make me go blind? The dentist? Nah, she’s ugly! The ceiling? There’s the light! The floor? No, I’m face up! So stressful!
Then, when they finish looking at your teeth, they forget to turn that
effing machinery from hell off! Like: Hello? I’m going blind here! 😡😭
THE TOOLS THEY USE TO TOUCH YOUR TEETH:
You know that thing that makes a very annoying sound similar to the sound of a drill? Why? It doesn’t even hurt you! It gives you tickles, but doesn’t hurt! Why would you scare me with such an annoying sound! It’s like those motorbikes that sound like they’re going at 1000km/h but they’re just at 20km/h, outrageous! 😡😡😡
THEY LOOK AT YOU LIKE THEY’RE GONNA RIP YOUR TEETH OFF:
Dude, when they grab their machinery to use it on your teeth, it really looks like they’re gonna rip your teeth one by one to make you suffer!! LOL, wouldn’t that be like a mafia torture? I don’t know. 😂😂
WHY THE HELL DO THEY TYPE SO MUCH ON THEIR COMPUTER?:
When they’re done interrogating you, making you blind and making you scared to die.. they begin to type like it’s their autobiography, cause they’re never done!
LOL, they also make the moment they type so awkward!! Like, what shall I look at? Mmm.. her? The door? The floor? The window? 😂😂
Ok so that was my list of why I think the dentist appointment is scary. Dude, I’m glad I don’t have tartar or cavities, going to the dentist would be the death of me!!!
I hope you enjoyed this post!! I had a lot of fun making it for you guys! It made me forget I have to study.. it was a good time. 😅😢 Are you scared of the dentist? Do you wear braces? Glasses? 🤓 Both? None? Do you relate to any of these things? What makes you scared of the dentist? I wanna know guys!! 😄😄
Ok so that was all for today’s post! Also, Happy Halloween! 🎃 What are you gonna dress up as? An evil dentist? I wanna know! With all that been said, I hope you all have an amazing day!