Me Reacting to a Christmas Song

HI GUYS!

How are you all doing? The other day I was reading some Blogmas posts and a lot of people out there were recommending Christmas songs. So I knew great part of them and I didn’t wanna bore ya with the same stuff.

So today I’ll be reacting to a Christmas song!

I’ll be reacting to December by Ariana Grande. I really like it! Something I really about her is that she makes songs for Christmas. I think more singers or rapers should do that too.

So 2 years ago, I liked her songs Santa Tell Me and Last Christmas. Last year she made some other songs. But in general, their meaning isn’t THAT traditional. There’s nothing wrong about it, it’s pop! But cause the lyrics ain’t that traditional, I’ll be reacting to the lyric in today’s post.

Now let’s go with the lyric breakdown. Before you read, just to warn you I’m gonna say a lot of childish and maybe bitter things, sorry in advance.

LYRIC BREAKDOWN:

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When December comes, I bet you want to
Wrap me all up and take me home with you
See what I look like under them lights
We’ll keep it quiet, whatever we do

Ok first off, how would someone wanna wrap you up and take you home? If someone wants to take you to their house they would drug you and do it, or they would just ask you. 😅 Well, Ariana Grande’s so little that he wouldn’t have to use that much wrapping paper. 😂😂 And I bet no one wants to see a creepy weirdo under a Christmas tree. 😈

Wait, you’ll keep quiet what? What the eff you gonna do? I’m actually just kidding, I know what you’re gonna do. 🙄 But I’m glad you’ll keep it quiet, you don’t wanna bother your neighbors with all the nasty. Show a little bit of respect!!

I’m just trying to keep my baby warm through the wintertime
I’m just trying to give you something to remember through the summertime
And whatever is on your list, I’ll do it
Boy, whatever it is, you know I’ll do it

I’m afraid your boyfriend suffers from hypothermia. Man, you need to buy them electric blankets, be careful you won’t cause a fire. 😱🔥 And what? Something to remember? Give him a Christmas card. And why to remember in summer? You’re going on holidays and you’re not taking him with you? Rude. 😕

Now you’ll do whatever’s on his list. If he wants to be an astronaut for a day, whatcha gonna do? Magic? Although maybe he’s talking about things you can actually do. But same, if he wants you to crap your pants, you’ll do it? 💩 You should think before speaking. 😂

Merry Christmas, here I am, boy
Gonna love you, gonna give you all I can, boy
Merry Christmas, here I am, boy
I’m the present and you know it, here I am, boy
Merry Christmas, here I am, boy
Gonna love you, gonna give you all I can, boy
Merry Christmas, here I am, boy
I’m the present and you know it, boy

Ok, Merry Christmas, it’s Christmas and people say that all the time. 🙂 But that: here I am? It’s like: the goddess arrived, she’s waiting to wish you all Merry Christmas! 💁Also, you’re gonna love him, cool. I thought you already did, what a nice present. 🙄

You’re also gonna him him all you can, that’s sweet, I wish you’re not talking in a dirty way, cause being a millionaire and givin’ something people gave since we were Neanderthal is mean. 😕 And then, you say you’re the present… How humble! 🙄 That’s just like what I said before, you’re so unobtainable that having you is like having a present!! Selfish! 😕😬

I’ll give you the fire I keep inside
Guide you all the way down, be a night light
Give you the sweetest kiss that you’ll taste
Unwrap me now, been waiting since midnight

The fire you keep inside? 😨 Are we going back to the dirty? Glad I don’t know what fire means in dirty language. 😅 You gonna guide him, sweet. 😊 Now he’s a night light, that’s actually sweet too, and I hate corny, but this one’s nice! Ew, sweetest kiss? That’s your gift? I bet you’re gonna do the chubby bunny challenge and then you’re gonna kiss him with all the marshmallows in your mouth. 😋😂

And unwrapping time? Dude, she’s been sleeping in wrapping paper for hours and now she wants to come out. 😯 How cruel man, it’s like inviting someone to a sleepover in your house and you tell’em to sleep in another room. Not fun. 😒

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The second and third verses are repeated in the last part. Now lemme show you the song in case you don’t know it. It’s quite short. Enjoy!

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And that’s a wrap on the song reaction! I hope you enjoyed my childish bitter opinions!! Man, can you be like, childish and bitter at the same time? Huh, that’s weird.

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Ok so that was all for today’s post! I hope you enjoyed reading it. I had a lot of fun reacting to the song! I love making Christmas themed posts! Lemme know what Christmas songs like this you like! I wanna know! Hope ya’ll have a great day!

BYE GUYS!

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