Thoughts When You Take Long in the Bathroom

HI GUYS!

How’s your day going? And I know what you’re thinking, why would someone make a post about your thoughts in the bathroom? I mean, not that we all think the same when we mind our business, right?

So yeah, today I’m talking about that. But don’t worry, I’m not gonna talk about poop or pee or anything that comes out of there or how it comes out. I’m just gonna stick to thoughts, but sorry in advance if I say something weird. Let’s begin:

Thoughts When You Take Long in the Bathroom:

• Ok let’s get the crap out! (literally) 😂
• Wow, this is taking way too long
• Let’s just wait…
• *waits*
• *keeps waiting* 🙄
• *starts frustrating*

• *sigh* 😩
• Ok, it doesn’t wanna come out.
• Shall I come back later?
• Or no?
• Shall I not give up?
• Nah, just take your time, self! 😌
• *sigh*
• This is making me nervous 😕
• *farts*
• *tries to conceal the smell*

• Well, that’s something
• Maybe it won’t take much longer
• Hopefully 😳
• Shall I take out my phone?
• What if it falls into the toilet?
• How is that even gonna happen?
• Maybe…
• Meh, I left it in my room 😐
• *keeps waiting*
• Hahaha! That song was really good!!
• Pooping dance!

• Dude, I’m cool even when I poo 😎
• When I try to poo
• Could I get WiFi from here? 🤔
• We’ll never know
• What if my seat gets stuck to my butt?
• Well, here comes pee
• Ahhhhh, feels good 🤤
• I didn’t say that at loud, did I?
• Nah
• Oooh, now my belly hurts 😖

• I wanna cry
• Omg, I think it’s finally coming!
• Yasssss it is!! 😆
• I’m talking like a woman who’s about to give birth 😬
• But this is better
• And I’m done!
• *uses toilet paper*
• Bye toilet seat, thanks for everything!! 😊

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Yay, hope you liked this post!! Hope you didn’t get traumatized! You think things like that? Cause I do. Kinda. Sorta. Like, part of it. Having difficulties in the toilet isn’t the most pleasant thing in the world, no one deserves that stress.

I hope you guys have enjoyed this post as much as I did making it! And don’t ask me how I got the idea to make it, haha Anyway, I have nothing more to say. Hope you guys have an awesome day!

BYE GUYS!

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