Lamest Love Quotes | St. Valentine’s Post

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I hope you’re having a good day, happy Valentine’s Day, even i you’re single, like me lol It doesn’t matter cause in this blog we embrace being loners and talk what other peeps do.

Cause we’re nice people!ย ๐Ÿ˜œ

So I’ve never actually made any Valentine’s Day post, I’ve talked about love and crushes and how much I hate corny but I’ve never done it for Valentine’s Day. Let’s do it today! I’m gonna be sharing with you a list of lame Quotes people say or share on the internet!

Lamest Love Quotes:

Drumroll please…


This post is merely written to entertain people and, if possible, make them laugh. This is not meant to insult or mock anyone in particular. I got some of the quotes from the internet, so I’ll link the sites. I’m also not against love quotes, I think we should spread the love, not hate. Unicorns!ย ๐Ÿฆ„

Ok so let’s begin, by the way, my opinion or comments are written between stars *, the emojis also express what I think:

The Corny Lame ones:

  • There’s 3 options; I kiss you, you kiss me, or we both kiss.ย ๐Ÿ™„
  • You’re not google but you’re all I’m looking for. *lmao*
  • No “typing…” makes me happier than yours.
  • Together is my favorite place.
  • It doesn’t always take a knife to kill somebody, it just takes a simple goodbye.ย 

These make no sense at all lol:

  • You’re dangerously unforgettable *what the eff does this mean?*ย ๐Ÿ˜…
  • I like your perfume, you smell like the love of my life.ย ๐Ÿคฎ
  • Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, itโ€™s probably shit.ย *this one is my favorite lol*ย ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ok these are quite funny:

  • I need a heart transplant, cause you stole mine.ย ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • My love is like a candle, if you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down.ย *this is the best thing everr*ย ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Donutย ๐Ÿฉ ever let me go.
  • Are you a workout? Cause you make my heart beat really fast.ย *wtf*ย ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • Are you an earthquake? Cause you rock my world.ย ๐Ÿ˜œ
  • Fuck butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.ย *yassss dis gold*ย ๐Ÿ™Œ

The Average ones:

  • You’re my heart, you’re my soul… *you know the song? high five!*ย ๐Ÿ˜œ
  • No one makes me laugh like you do.
  • You have the most beautiful eyes.
  • Your smile made me fall in love.
  • Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again. *I actually like this one cause it’s like gah!*
  • I love you the way you are.
  • You’re perfect.
  • I’ll never find anyone like you.


This is where I got them from, I looked them up in English but 2 pages appeared in Spanish. There’s other quotes that are so average that I came up with them cause erryone knows ’em.

And now to finish I’m gonna share a love song with you because why not? Imagine me singing it to you, now that’s less cheap, idk… It’s called “You & I” by Jk, it’s from 1994. Some of you know I really like 90’s music. Hope you like it:


Share your thoughts with me!

Did you like the quotes? Did you not? Did you already hear any of them? What other quotes can you think of? Idk, average ones I missed? Do you know any punny ones too? Did you know the song? Did you like it? Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife to tell these things to? Tell me errything!

I hope you guys liked this post as much as I enjoyed making it, it was so fun! I hope you have a great St. Valentines Day and a great week! I’ll catch ya later with another post soon!


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18 thoughts on “Lamest Love Quotes | St. Valentine’s Post

      Sorry for the late reply, happy late st Valentineโ€™s Day! I love you too!!! ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›


    • Lol yeah that was so funny!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ And si true I mean whatโ€™s better ๐Ÿ˜
      Happy very late Valentineโ€™s Day!!! ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’›
      And yeah I remember you, long time no talk, howโ€™s it going? How has life treated ya!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฆ„


  1. Hey Ana Regina,
    Cool post! I was wondering if you or anyone you know was interested in entering a little competition i was holding. All you have to do is find the best quotes of all time and post them in the Quotes/pic gallery tab on my blog. You can find 1-5 quotes or more if you wish. Please feel free to spread the word about my comp and please enter ๐Ÿ˜‰ For more infomation, Here’s the link to my blog:
    Teen Girl Xx


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