I hope you’re having a good day, happy Valentine’s Day, even i you’re single, like me lol It doesn’t matter cause in this blog we embrace being loners and talk what other peeps do.
Cause we’re nice people! 😜
So I’ve never actually made any Valentine’s Day post, I’ve talked about love and crushes and how much I hate corny but I’ve never done it for Valentine’s Day. Let’s do it today! I’m gonna be sharing with you a list of lame Quotes people say or share on the internet!
Lamest Love Quotes:
This post is merely written to entertain people and, if possible, make them laugh. This is not meant to insult or mock anyone in particular. I got some of the quotes from the internet, so I’ll link the sites. I’m also not against love quotes, I think we should spread the love, not hate. Unicorns! 🦄
Ok so let’s begin, by the way, my opinion or comments are written between stars *, the emojis also express what I think:
The Corny Lame ones:
- There’s 3 options; I kiss you, you kiss me, or we both kiss. 🙄
- You’re not google but you’re all I’m looking for. *lmao*
- No “typing…” makes me happier than yours.
- Together is my favorite place.
- It doesn’t always take a knife to kill somebody, it just takes a simple goodbye.
These make no sense at all lol:
- You’re dangerously unforgettable *what the eff does this mean?* 😅
- I like your perfume, you smell like the love of my life. 🤮
- Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably
shit.*this one is my favorite lol* 😂
Ok these are quite funny:
- I need a heart transplant, cause you stole mine. 😂
- My love is like a candle, if you forget me, I’ll burn your
fuckinghouse down. *this is the best thing everr* 😂😂
- Donut 🍩 ever let me go.
- Are you a workout? Cause you make my heart beat really fast. *wtf* 😂
- Are you an earthquake? Cause you rock my world. 😜
Fuckbutterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you. *yassss dis gold* 🙌
The Average ones:
- You’re my heart, you’re my soul… *you know the song? high five!* 😜
- No one makes me laugh like you do.
- You have the most beautiful eyes.
- Your smile made me fall in love.
- Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again. *I actually like this one cause it’s like gah!*
- I love you the way you are.
- You’re perfect.
- I’ll never find anyone like you.
This is where I got them from, I looked them up in English but 2 pages appeared in Spanish. There’s other quotes that are so average that I came up with them cause erryone knows ’em.
And now to finish I’m gonna share a love song with you because why not? Imagine me singing it to you, now that’s less cheap, idk… It’s called “You & I” by Jk, it’s from 1994. Some of you know I really like 90’s music. Hope you like it:
Share your thoughts with me!
Did you like the quotes? Did you not? Did you already hear any of them? What other quotes can you think of? Idk, average ones I missed? Do you know any punny ones too? Did you know the song? Did you like it? Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife to tell these things to? Tell me errything!
I hope you guys liked this post as much as I enjoyed making it, it was so fun! I hope you have a great St. Valentines Day and a great week! I’ll catch ya later with another post soon!