Me Reacting to Ariana Grande’s God Is A Woman!

Me Reacting to Ariana Grande's God Is A Woman

Greetings peeps!

How are you guys doing? I hope you’re doing good! So today I didn’t know what to do and then I saw my last song reaction was on April, and then I remembered something..

I love Ariana Grande’s song “God is a Woman”!!!

And because it makes no sense to me, I’m gonna react to it! Cause what’s cooler than exposing my lack of understanding? Also, just know you’re about to witness a 15 year old talking dirty stuff…*sigh*

That’s it, let’s start:

Me Reacting to Ariana Grande’s God Is A Woman:

Lyric breakdown


You, you love it how I move you
You love it how I touch you, my one
When all is said and done
You’ll believe God is a woman

Ok it all sounds so dirty on the first 2 verses so there’s nothing to explain lol. My one? Is that something people say a lot or is it like “the one” chosen by a god and “my” because he’s hers? Cause of the dirty stuff? It makes sense to me, I don’t know about you guys 😂

So when all the dirty stuff is finished he’ll believe god is a woman because only a goddess could be the responsible for whatever they did. I mean, I actually like the fact that he came up with that thought, but why does it have to do with the human reproductive method?! 😭 Not cause I’m a mental 4 year old, but because to me it takes the ideological beauty of it, if that makes sense 😅

And I, I feel it after midnight
A feeling that you can’t fight, my one
It lingers when we’re done
You’ll believe God is a woman

So she feels something that lingers when they’re done. Do you know what it is? Ok, let’s move on…


I don’t wanna waste no time, yeah
You ain’t got a one-track mind, yeah
Have it any way you like, yeah
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it

So she wants to waste no time, but because he doesn’t have a one track mind, she tells him to have it the way he wants… ok? I understood nothing so far. And then she’ll tell him how she likes it. Likes what? Just kidding, obviously it’s her makeup look! 😅

Ain’t nobody else can relate
Boy, I like that you ain’t afraid
Baby, lay me down and let’s pray
I’m tellin’ you the way I like it, how I want it

No one can relate to it… I’ll tell you what I think it means: I think it means that because she’s a god, she’s never done it with a human, so no one on earth can relate to what he’s.. done? And he wasn’t afraid, she liked that, ok…

No dude, don’t talk about religion in a dirty way.. 😭 I can imagine her saying it in real life: Hey babe, let’s “pray”… 😏 It’s funny, but kinda gross 😂


(Yeah) And I can be all the things you told me not to be
(Yeah) When you try to come for me, I keep on flourishing
(Yeah) And he see the universe when I’m in company
It’s all in me

If he tells her “you can’t be a singer”, “you can’t be a lawyer”, “you can’t be a scientist”, “you can’t be a tractor”she’ll be like HELL NO! I’mma be whatever I want! Cause I CAN! I’m a god.. And I’m a woman! *claps and cheers* 🙏

He comes for her but she’s strong, he sees the universe when she’s the company *which I don’t understand*… It’s all in her? Well, she’s a god so it’s true. That makes sense.


I tell you all the things you should know
So baby, take my hands, save your soul
We can make it last, take it slow, hmm
And I can tell that you know I know how I want it, yeah

She’s teaching him how to be a religious person. “We could make it last take it SLOW?” Why does that sound so dirty?! It is obvious now that she says how she likes it again.

But you’re different from the rest
And boy, if you confess, you might get blessed
See if you deserve what comes next
I’m tellin’ you the way I like it, how I want it

He’s different. What makes him different is he has a goddess girlfriend. Well, who tells us they’re in a relationship? How know how crazy peeps are these days… He’ll get blessed it he confesses, ok.

Deserve what comes next? We all know what it is, he’ll take the communion wafer. 😜 She’ll give him instructions on how to eat the wafer. Wait omg that sounded so bad omg forget what I just said eww you can judge me now.


This is the song btw, in case you’ve never heard it. Hope you like it:

My opinion:

Obviously this song is about dirty. But I don’t get why some critics say it’s about feminism. I mean, apart from the “I can be all you told me not to be” and “god id a woman” blah blah.. I don’t see it. I just see dirty mixed with religion. I love the song, don’t get me wrong.

I love the concept of him being so into her that it makes him think, you know, god must be a woman, cause otherwise who could’ve created this? *whatever that “this” means* I like it, also, it’d be cool if god were a woman, it’d change nothing because she would have been a woman all this time, but yeah. Cool idea, I love it!

Also, who doesn’t want people to think of one as a deity? AM 👏 I 👏 RIGHT? 👏

Share your thoughts with me!

Do you see the feminism in this song? What does it mean to you? Do you believe in god? Me, sometimes. What do you think about if god were a woman? Do you like this song? Have you heard it before?


I hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as I liked making it! This was so much fun, a lot more than I thought it would be!! I hope you all have a great day and a great week!

Massive hugs!

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8 thoughts on “Me Reacting to Ariana Grande’s God Is A Woman!

  1. Arghhh!!! I love this song so much and it’s one of those that… kinda gets me into The Mood😂😂 even though, I don’t get what the lyrics EXACTLY mean😶😶

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