Greetings peeps!

Hope you’re having a good healthy day! As you can probably tell by the title of this post or image, I’m sick. Yesterday I said I would talk about this today, so here I am to rant y’all!

I got sick the day before yesterday. How did I get sick? Glad you asked, I got sick because the day before yesterday (so July 30th) there’s a thing in my town where we all go around town during the afternoon to get wet. We bring buckets and wear swimsuits and everything to wet each other. At night a lot of people walk in the streets so people can throw them water from deir windows. Very masochistic, right?

But fun FYI. 😅

So yeah, I was part of that. Now I’m sick. You know the weirdest thing? 2 years ago I took part in that and got a lot more wet and for a way longer time than this year, AND DIDN’T GET SICK AT ALL!!! But as my Homeostasis is on drugs *if you wanna know what the hell I’m talking about, click the link 😜* and my metabolism is probably slower these days, maybe that’s why I’m sick.

I have fever, I’m effing weak, my everything is sore, my throat hurts, my ear hurts, I have nausea, I’m effing tired cause I couldn’t sleep the night I got sick even though I slept other 5 hours yesterday during the day… I’m doing beautifully!

Seriously, one of many times at night that I went to the bathroom to pee, I cried because I was really tired and sleep deprived from hanging out with my friends till very late, and I couldn’t sleep because I was feeling awfully sick. Now it’s funny to think about it 😂😂

And now let’s talk being ill during summertime, I’m inspired!

Let’s talk fever. Fever is basically the fact that your body is getting hotter to kill whatever bacteria you have in there, so as you’re hotter than your surroundings, you feel cold. *more or less* AND IT’S HELL!!

It’s awful especially because it’s already hot in summer, and being hot, with hot weather is like argh!!!! Also, the sun comes through the window, and we’re effing vampires when we’re sick.

I don’t like the sun, I’m sorry, it scares me. 😂

And ear pain? Well, that’s actually living hell in whatever season it happens to you, YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT! Also, sometimes it takes a WHOLE WEEK for it to pass, what? Dude, I got stuff to do and I can’t focus!

Now I know why VanGogh chopped his ear off. What? Who said that? 😅

A sore freaking throat? You can’t shout, you can’t talk a lot, you can’t even swalla la la 😂 Nah seriously, it’s awful, also, I sometimes beg not to cough at night because you end up with the throat effed up. Sometimes I fall asleep coughing, literally, sometimes I cough so much sometimes I end up not telling anymore and I just fall asleep. It’s awful, your eyes even water and everything. Sometimes you cough so much you throw up…*sigh*

Thank god that isn’t happening to me right now.

I actually like having nausea, I mean, I don’t like having nausea nor vomiting, but I like because you feel A LOT better once you threw up. Why? Cause yo brain releases hormones dat make you feel really good, as if you just took a drug.

When you’re sick, the last thing you need is to feel effing hot and sweat like the freaking Niagara Falls, who likes that?

Also, snot? Ewwwwww I really hate it when it comes out like really hot and really liquidy. I don’t know if that’s good or bad, but I don’t give a flying crap, it’s freaking gross!!!

Good news is:

I went to the doctor, my normal doctor wan’t there, she must have taken holidays, which I feared would happen, but this substitute doctor was really nice, and he knew about the “wet party” thing, he was like: you got wet yesterday, right? I was like: yeash ya knaw dat 😂

Oh, and I

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Share your thoughts with me!

Are you sick? Have you been sick lately? When was your last cold? Which do you hate most, winter or summer colds? Do you relate to this? Do you hang out with your friends and town mates to get sick? Tell me everything

I hope you enjoyed this post as much as I enjoyed making it! Being sick has advantages, I could rant all day! I hope you have an amazing day/night and rest of the week!