I hope you’re all having a great day! I am! So I’ve been thinking of making this post for many weeks now, as I feel like I haven’t made these fun ranty posts in a while, so here I am!
Since the time I posted part 1 of My Worst Experiences in Public Bathrooms *check it out if you haven’t already* in 2017, I’ve been through new things in public bathrooms that I thought would be cool to talk about, let’s do it!
If you don’t like talking about poop, pee or stuff like that, you probably shouldn’t read this. I’m not gonna share any explicit details of poo or show pictures, just representations from paint. You can totally read it actually, but don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.
My Worst Experiences in Bathrooms #2:
Walls aren’t toilet paper!
I had seen this already in elementary school, I just didn’t think people would still do these things. Few months ago, in high school again, I saw some poop smeared on the wall. It wasn’t a lot, but you know…
I’m so sorry for whoever had to clean that.
Is that poop?
So this happened this year *actually last year, but this school year*.
I went to the bathroom, when I opened the door I saw a huge poop in the toilet. I’m not even exaggerating, it is the biggest poop I’ve ever seen. It was super super gross, it looked like those objects people but in sex shops to do you know what to themselves. Not even kidding.
I never though human poops would be so big. I’m still not over it.
I witnessed a murder
Another day I went to the bathroom *in school, AGAIN! I’m starting to think this school is the place where I’ve seen the most gross things in less than a year. Record!* and when I looked at the toilet, I saw period blood in there. So much blood that the water looked completely red, which by the way is now news to me, as mine are very heavy too.
I didn’t feel grossed out, I just related. 😂😂
A pee lake
This happened at the mall. I went to the bathroom and for once in this post, the toilet was completely clean. The thing is that the excretion content was outside.
It was just pee. But it was a lot. Like, a lot.
The boys bathroom
This doesn’t have to do with gross things, but I feel like I needed to mention this, as I had a embarrassing time.
I was in a bar with my friends, where we used to have dinner on Fridays, we had burgers and hot dogs and all… I went to the bathroom cause I really needed to go. The re was only one girls bathroom and it was occupied. I waited for few seconds, but then I realized I wasn’t gonna hold it for more time.
So I was like: Who cares? Let’s go to the gents’ bathroom. Hopefully no one will come during the time I’m here.
While I was peeing, someone knocked on the door. I said “It’s occupied”. They knocked again and I said the same thing. I started to feel rushed, and that was bugging me. When I got out, there were 2 men outside. They didn’t say anything to me, but one of them kinda giggled and said: I knew that voice sounded weird.
I could’ve told them why I went there, but then I realized I didn’t have to give any excuses. Cause who cares? Also, I don’t think they judged me for it. So whatever.
I wanna give a quick shoutout to the wonderful and beautiful blogger Wambby, who recently mentioned me in a blog post, she said this about me:
Link to her blog post here.
Thank you so much again Wambby for mentioning me, it means a lot really! You’re amazing!!! 💖💖
Share your thoughts with me!
Have you been through anything like that? Have you ever seen a massive poop? Or pee lakes? Have you ever been to the opposite gender’s bathroom? Do you think walls are good for cleaning your butt? Tell me in the comments!
I hope y’all enjoyed reading this post, I hope it wasn’t too graphic. I’ll make a part 3 when I gather 5 more stories. I hope you have an amazing day and an amazing next week!