I hope you’re all having a great day!! I am! Why? Cause today I’m not alone, this is a collab post!! I have someone very special with me who I’ve done many collabs previously.
I have the amazing Nadd from Turkey Bacon!!! 😍😍🎉🎉 *audience screams to the top of their lungs* You may know her or not, if you don’t know her, please check out her blog, she makes really entertaining posts and her sense of humor is EVERYTHING!!
Wait, before we start, here’s part 1!!!
I’m assuming you read it, so let’s hit it!
Guessing Malay and Spanish Slang PART 2:
I’ll explain. First I’ll give her some spanish expressions translated literally into english, she’s gonna try to guess what they mean and I’ll say if she got them right or wrong; and then we’re gonna do the same thing but with me guessing malay slang. 🙃
Nadd guessing Spanish Slang!
(Poca broma) Little joke:
When u see a spoiled brat in a public place. I.e: “look at that little joke” (Usually as an insult)
Wrong: When someone tells you something and they aren’t joking. I.e: Did you know Mike got his girlfriend pregnant? Little joke.
(Tela marinera) Sailor cloth:
When a towel gets wet I.e: “I asked for a towel not a sailor cloth u baboon”
Wrong: When something or a situation is too complicated, or you have to read a book for school and it’s too big. I.e: Sara had to hand a project for last week or else she would fail and she noticed yesterday… Sailor cloth. 😬
(Qué fuerte) How strong:
When u win in an arm wrestling game and u wanna arm wrestle everyone else to see if u really are the strongest (not a douche but u have a massive ego my friend) I.e: “LOOK HOW STRONG I AM, FITE ME”
Wrong: When a situation is too intense, or something huge or surprising happened. I.e: And then she told him to go eff himself… how strong!
(Me chupa un huevo) It licks my egg:
(what the heck) When u insulted someone but that person starts to act weird until u get weirded out. Aka when ‘lick my nuts’ has a reverse card. I.e: “did he- did he just?… I’m backing up, it licks my eggs so bad”
Wrong: When something technically bad happens to you and you don’t give an eff. It’s basically equivalent to “not giving an eff” actually. I.e: Stupid Timmy won first price at the competition and I was second, but you know what? It licks my egg.
Oh, and “egg” refers to “ball”, you know, testicle.
(Ser un perro flauta) To be a flute-dog:
(what the double heck) When u were picked last at every single thing. Like a flute dog, u are useless (sorry bud)
I.e: “Ahh Brian …..guess who gets to be a flute-dog no-“
“it’s always you Brian”
Wrong: It’s an insult, but not a huge one, usually that’s what you call your friends when you’re joking, because no one would take you seriously if you call someone you hate a “flute-dog”. I.e: (To a homie) Shut up, you flute-dog!
Me guessing Malay slang!
(Berat kepala) Heavy head:
When someone is stubborn I.e: “why can’t we do it my way for once, you’re such a heavy head”
Wrong: Someone who has difficulties understanding a subject. I.e: That kid Jason in my math classes, a total heavy head. He has to use a calculator to find out what 2×1 is.
(langkah kanan/kiri) Left/right side:
When someone thinks one way and they won’t change their stance? I.e: your a right side, you’ll never change!
Wrong: It means bad/good luck. I.e: Winning team: We did it boys!! We’re all on the right side!! Losing team:…..Why do we have the left side every time when we’re up with these idiots.
(kaki ayam) Chicken feet:
When someone can’t run very fast or for a long time I.e: “you’d never be a good runner, you’re a chicken feet”
Wrong: Walking barefoot outside. I.e: oh careful Mary! You don’t want to go outside by chicken feet! I can’t have another child end up in the emergency room again! (imagine this with cowgirl mom voice)
(kacang hantu) Ghost nut:
It’s like an insult to someone who’s an @$$hole and you call them a ghost nut. I.e: he’s always acting like he’s superior, he’s a ghost nut.
Wrong: Someone who is naughty or bad (aka a brat) I.e: ADAM U GHOST NUT! U ENDED UP IN PRISON FOR THE 5TH TIME!
(jadi kepala) Becoming a head:
When someone wasn’t really academically good and they’re staring to get good grades or intellectually driven I.e: “who would’ve thought? You’re becoming a head” 😂😂😂
Wrong: Becoming a leader. I.e: Hey guyyyyss so I was thinking I can be a head again soooooo please listen to me or you’ll end up like Greg…in the emergency room.
Seems like none of us got any right lol 😂😂 But tbh that made it more fun!
Thank you so much again Nadd for being here today, it laughed my butt off making this post with you! 🥰🥰
Also, stay tuned because soon she’ll be posting another collab we did for her blog! So go follow her blog!!! Anyway when it’s posted I’ll add the link in this post too!!! 🤪🤪
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