Greetings peeps!

I know I said in the title “this month” and we’re already in June, but I forgot to post this on Sunday and I feel bad and don’t judge me, ok? Well, actually this time I give you permission

Today’s another “dreams of the month” day, yay! As always, I’ll be sharing with you 4 of the dreams I had this past month which I remember well cause I wrote them on my dream journal 😛

So let’s start:

Dreams I had this month: May 2020

May 14th, 2020

I dreamed I went to the bathroom to pee and there were 2 toilets. One of them was where the toilet is in real life, and the other toilet was like next to the shower, but like attached to the wall and a little too high up for being a toilet. I feel like this is gonna make much more sense if I draw it:

And so my dumass thought it would be cool to pee in the high toilet. And for some UNGODLY reason none of my pee landed in the toilet, it all spilled everywhere: on the floor, on the other toilet, on the shower… It was crazy!

So I was gonna clean that up, but then I went to my bedroom, where A BATHTUB was *wtf* and it was ready for me to bathe in it. So what did I do? I got in the bathtub, with my SWEATPANTS ON, and “took a bath” in it. Mind you, there was another freaking toilet on my bed? Lemme represent it graphically again:

And guess what? I peed on my bedroom’s freaking toilet too and it all spilled everywhere too. Isn’t it great? I cleaned it but I was gonna clean the pee on the bathroom after getting out of the bathtub, and then my mum went to the bathroom and she saw it. She didn’t yell at me, she just complained. I told her I was sorry, I was gonna do it later, blah blah…

I have no idea what this dream could mean tbh 😂😂

May 16th, 2020

I dreamed in arts and crafts class *I don’t even have arts and crafts class anymore lol* we did ummmmm Idk if it’s a cake because it was made of BEANS *wtf*, cinnamon, sugar, cocoa powder, potatoes cut in little cubes, egg…

It seems freaking gross, right? When I woke up I was super grossed out at the idea, but in the dream it was the most delicious thing in the world. I liked it so much I even did it again at home.

And that was the dream 😂

May 18th, 2020

I had a dream where me and everyone in my year went to a beach for one day and we were all chillin’ there, everything was fine. Some people were in the beach, others right in the water, others in bars…

So this girl who’s just the most intolerable girl I”ve ever met in my life told me that “a guy who liked me” was in a certain bar, let’s call it “Vibin’ at Freddy’s” and she told me to go to Vibin’ at Freddy’s and meet him. 🙄🙄

I knew there was no guy. I knew her and I knew it was a trap to go to Vibin’ at Freddy’s and make me look stupid cause such guy didn’t exist.

So I went to the bar and when I got in, everybody inside was looking at me *mind you, it was a very small bar and there weren’t many tables, but it was full*, so she obvs told everyone something like: “hey, in few minutes a girl is going to come in looking for her soulmate cause we tricked her into thinking someone likes her and is here”.

So I opened the door and remained still. Everyone was looking at me smiling, they couldn’t freaking hold it. So I said in a sarcastic, but kinda angry yet humorous way “So? Where’s the guy? Where’s the soulmate?” Everyone laughed. Not at me, with me. 🙂

That annoying girl: 0 – Ana: 1

I said 2 more jokes, everyone laughed, I said bye and left Vibin’ at Freddy’s. *lol I’m sorry, I can’t stop saying Vibin’ at Freddy’s. you know what? I have to study and ~~sh*t~~ but I’m gonna draw a logo, cause it’d be really cool* 😀

In my mind it looked better, but this was the biggest approach. I think it turned out cute tho

May 22nd, 2020

I dreamed my house’s main door couldn’t close. Well, it could physically close, but it couldn’t close like using a key, anyone could totally open it.

My parents called someone to fix it, but instead of a group of mechanics came, but instead f fixing it, they came to steal. They would come in every once in a while to steal little things. So we stood right next to the door and every time it was being opened, we closed it.

I was like: “What will happen at night?” Someone’s gonna have to sleep next to the door.” My parents agreed, and my dad offered to do it, but he was gonna need help, so my dad, my mum and I ended up sleeping in sleeping bags next to the main door.

I said: “We have to do something, we can’t be like this forever. What if we call the police?” And my parents said: “No, people don’t call the police for these things.”

And that’s it.

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Share your thoughts with me!

Do you get dreams like this? If there was a restaurant-bar called Vibin’ at Freddy’s, would you go in? What’s a dream you had this month? Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I hope you liked this blog post as much as I liked making it! I’ll share more dreams next month hehe! I hope you’re all staying safe! Have a great day/night and rest of the week!