How Do People Fake Cry?

Greetings peeps!

I hope you’re having a great day!! I was supposed to write and post this yesterday but I was feeling sick and I threw up spicy food… best feeling ever *cries* but I’m back today!!

I’m feeling a lot better now, don’t worry about me, hehe 😛

Remember when I talked about the fact that no one get’s attached to things and that some people fake cried and blah blah? Here’s the post if you haven’t read it! #SelfPromo Well today I’m going to focus more on the fake crying thing, because it’s something I’ve never understood.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER:

Wait… Why am I making a disclaimer? I have nothing to say before you read this 😂😂 Oh yeah, I put Sadness from Inside Out in the featured image, but that doesn’t mean I think she fake cries 😅 BOOM, DISCLAIMER!

How Do People Fake Cry?

Ok so when I was in 6th grade, one of my friends told me how to cry without wanting to cry. I actually shared it on a post back then, but it’s in Spanish, anyway check it out here if you want. #ArghAagin Ok so she told me to blink 10 times, then keep your eyes open for 30 seconds, then blink 3 times and keep your eyes open for other 15 seconds, THAT WAY you would cry. I think it worked when we tried it.

Anyway, of course you’re not gonna do all that whenever you wanna show people how sensitive you want them to think you are, cause it’s tiring and not really healthy either. 😂

Cause obvs you cry when you’re sad, but to me, sometimes I’m sad and still can’t make myself cry, for some reason. There was a point in my life *lol I sound like an elder* which was 2 years ago 😅 where I couldn’t cry, no matter how sad I’d feel. Again, here’s the post in case you wanna read it 😂😂

I’m like SO FAMOUS

Anyway, how is it possible that I, even when I’m sad I can’t cry sometimes, and some people have no feelings running their brain cells and cry like lil kids? Life’s weird.

Like honestly, how do they do it? How do they cry just that easily? I don’t get it. How do they act so bad when they say they did the homework but act so well when something “emotional” happens? Because those people are usually the people how are mean to people and have respect for nothing, but then you see them crying like effing waterfalls when someone says something cornily sad, if I can call it that.

I just can’t imagine myself in a room full of people and pushing hard with my face muscles and forcing my eye glands to secrete water, that must be really hard. It’s much easier to make yourself vomit.

Or is it just easy for them to cry and they just do it whenever they feel like it’s time to cry? I mean, everyone’s body works differently, right? Who knows…

Ok so I just googled using the words “how to cry” and this is the first thing I saw, it was more or less like this:

1. Look at old pictures.
2. Watch a sad movie.
3. Listen to emotional music.
4. Write down your feelings

Psh, yeah, like my friends are gonna quickly go through pics, watch a movie, listen to a song or write down for 30 seconds to cry. This was not what I’m looking for! 🤬

I think I just found a world mystery. My conspiracy theory is that sociopaths and mean people are great actors and they use those things to manipulate people around them. And most idiots believe them 😂😂

Conclusions:

1. It’s impossible for a lot of people to cry without actually feeling sad, however it’s surprisingly easy for other people.
2. People who have feelings, cry sometimes and people who don’t have them, cry ONLY in public cause they feel the need to.
3. I have a conspiracy on people that fake cry, they have the innate talent for it.

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Share your thoughts with me!

Do you know how to make yourself cry? Do you know people who never cry, at least as far as you know? Do you know people who are always crying, whether it’s fake or not? Are you someone who cries easily, or does it take you a lot of… emotions? if I can call it that?

I hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as I enjoyed writing it, I’m so happy to be back after 2 days lol I hope you all have an amazing day/night and an amazing week!

Massive hugs!
Ana Regina 💧

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